Ooh no! Someone turn the lights back on!

[YOU MANAGE TO FIND A SWITCH AND]

[FIND YOUR GRACIOUS HOST DEAD ON THE FLOOR]

[SUDDENLY]

[EVERYTHING GOES DARK IN THE ROOM]

[THEN YOU HEAR A SCREAM]

Happy birthday! I’m glad to see your art on my dashboard, also how about this party get some balloons? Possibly animal balloons?

[YOU SEE CHRISTOPHER AFTON MAKING A PLETHORA OF BALOON DOGS]

[YOU ASKED IF HE WAS HIRED TO MAKE BALLOONS, ONLY FOR HIM TO RESPOND WITH “No i just brought out a helium tank and balloons for fun”]

[YOU CANT TELL IF THAT WAS SARCASTIC OR NOT]

> you avert your eyes from her for like,,, one goddamn second.
> you should not have.

[THE HOST EM POLITELY REMINDS YOU THAT THIS BUILDING IS BEING RENTED OUT AND TO NOT MAKE A HUGE MESS PLEASE]

[A DEAD-BOLT DOOR BLOCKS YOUR PATH, THAT IS IF YOUR PATH IS TOWARDS THE EMPLOYEE SECURITY STATION AND BREAK ROOM]

[ITS LOCKED, AS MUCH AS YOU’D WANT TO ENTER RIGHT NOW]

> a friend of yours comes bearing a gift, she drops it off at your inbox before moving from the area to find something fun to go do

Youre born

thanks, ive been staring at this for 5 hours

[YOU JUST FC KING DUMP THE JUICE ON THE GROUND, CAUSING EVERYONE WITHIN 30 FEET TO LOOK AT YOU QUESTIONABLY]