She…died in a car accident. And no, I don’t miss her.
Tag: purple guy
God, it would be a shame if your wife saw you like this.

What a shame it would be if Satan let her gaze into my children’s lives and see how much better it is now with her gone. What a pity.
Hey Will, can we see your scars from the springlock accident?

not particularly exciting.
I’m talking about the murders, William.

It’s not funny to joke around about children who went missing. Especially when you don’t know Anything. Don’t fool around like that. It’s a serious manner.
Hey William, what would Jenny think if she found out about your ‘pastimes’?

its no secret I enjoy a good puzzle or two.
So, how long’d it take to plan out the “”accident””, huh Will? Im guessing not much, judging by the botched result.

If you are referring to my suit malfunction a few years back, i can assure you that wasn’t planned.
William, how do you feel when you kill someone?


Leave me and my family alone.
Do you think you hard, Afton? Think you have Super John Cena muscles? Nah dude you soft, a soft boy


A message for any teens/obnoxious children/Annoying adults that keep leaving these cards in my mailbox every morning: Stop.
your afton is too fucking soft-looking i can’t bring myself to hate him. well done you’ve achieved the impossible

I think you’re in the wrong askbox, stranger.






