okay, that one was pretty good

but I do pick up lines too and you don’t like them! 

or do you just like the violent ones?

this one was clever and caters to my interests, that’s all I have to say.

well that’s not very knife of you.

both.

both? Chara you tell me about poisonous plants all the time like it’s no big deal!

I have my reasons

quit acting mysterious, it’s because you don’t want to be caught, isn’t it?

next question!

fun fact about the mistletoe: it’s poisonous. Consuming it will kill you.

These fun facts aren’t going to stop me from hanging one at every doorway, Chara

I…have never been more disappointed.

o-oh, no, I didn’t mean it in a rude way!

Chara /l-literally/ described themselves a-as a monster so I j-just thought…they looked d-different from the pictures since they died…

…

DO NOT. START. THIS.

(Frisk, wh-what do you think?)

(we could just smash our names together)

I’M RIGHT NEXT TO BOTH OF YOU, I CAN HEAR YOU WHISPERING! 

(Alphys, let’s just wait to talk about it when we get to mom’s house)

th-this whole relationship dynamic i-is hilarious, I-I love it

Not even fifteen minutes past, and you’re already shipping people?

I’m shocked you didn’t do so sooner.

I’m shocked you both are still talking about this????