…

…but that would be weird. I don’t want to make this any more weird than it already is.

we’re still friends right? 

of course.

okay but in a totally platonic way,

was it nice?

dude.

dude.

child.

mOM.

my neck is too thick to snap.

not with that attitude! Start snapping, pal!

it…happens. sometimes involuntarily, but that’s rare.

when was the last time that happened?

when some poor fallen child tried to stab me!

good times.

okay, so, I couldn’t sleep so I started walking around.

and then I woke up and found Chara by themselves so I wanted to keep them company. We built a pillow fort and-

theeeen we played truth or dare…and…yeah..

I see. Is…there anything else I should know about this relationship?

(someone please kill me twice)

nO THIS IS THE WORST