Toriel

yeah, Toriel

on another note, the worst hugger is Sans.

he’s not that bad, is he?

he smells like dirty laundry and fast food leftovers, Frisk, he has bad news written all over him.

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….?

nobody.

lies. I know you have a crush on…(drumroll please!)

Napstablook! right? because you’re both ghosts?

haha, suuuuure.

one time a friend told me that rabbits were attracted to dandelions so I spent the whole day outside covered in dandelion pollen looking for rabbits.

one time I was fighting this kid and it was getting pretty bloody and gross but they slipped and accidentally smooched my face and then they avoided me for the rest of the school year. I avoided them mostly because of that incident, partially because I was embarrassed for enjoying it.

…??!!?????

alright, enough of that.

…I’ll eat some pennies.

don’t

I already ate five.

I was an only child.

I had a brother. He was the worst.

but my family is dead now so it’s not like I can do anything about it. haha.

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I’m not calling him ‘dad’.

I call him dad sometimes.

still not calling him that, though! sorry anon, I’m skipping this dare.

Undyne. Hands down.

Undyne scares you? But you like her the most!

her intimidation is admirable and frightening!

I don’t think so. Maybe when I was a baby.

probably.

probably?

I don’t remember every trivial thing about being alive, you know.

The Bermuda Triangle.

New Ze-

….The Bermuda Triangle..?

I want to see some sunken ships. They’re cool.

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…I hate this.

this is a good dare.