Sans: hey, pap, you wanna hear a joke?
Papyrus: *deep sigh*
Papyrus: *rests head in hands*
Papyrus: *curls up on the floor*
Sans: okay so two skeletons walk into a bar-

Gaster: *falling into the core*
Gaster, whispering: freeee faaalliiing

Cats, hands down.

((Stray Cat in the orange scarf design by @shelbyhughesillustration!))

((cool cat by your’s truly))

Flowey had told me in a previous timeline about his origin, but I didn’t believe him…the face he made, the voice he imitated…I thought he was mocking me.

It wasn’t until we reached the true lab that I realized…well…you know the rest.

((mun’s list of headcanons part 9 probably))

*monsters can eat pretty much anything and probably not die

*As soon as Undyne found out about Shark Week, she bought 50 different Shark Week themed accessories

*every so often the shopkeepers will all go out for bowling

*Jenga gets really intense about an hour in, because somehow the tower almost reaches the ceiling and sans is standing on two chairs and a pillow to reach

*Both humans and monsters have magic powers of various types, all of it being genetic

*Chara knows how each of the 6 souls died

*Sans taught Asgore about puns, and now they wont stop cracking jokes

*Gaster has an important message