William your ex wife sounds like trash

sadly, she was.

Do you guys remember anything of your mother?

She was awful and that’s all you need to know! Next question.

William, do you have a favorite child, and if so, who is it?

they’re always fighting or pouting or crying or…ugh. I do want to be a good father but all these unnecessary emotions are exhausting. Jennifer is probably the only person in the family who feels the same way I do. Don’t tell my sons I said any of this.

In what way is Chris like his father?

….some people say we smile the same.

William, Would it be too much of me to ask for a picture of your beautiful ( ̶i̶m̶ ̶s̶o̶r̶r̶y̶ ̶i̶m̶ ̶s̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶w̶f̶u̶l̶) wife?

Here’s the only colored picture i have of her.

Me: I’m gay. like girls. lesbiab. Ben: Hey. Me: hhhhwhat??thefuck??????

I should put that on my resume or something hahaha

So are there any grandparents in the family? Or did they … uh… inexplicably disappear?

turns out…we had a lot of family we didn’t know about…including our own grandfather. They didn’t disappear…they were just hidden.

What is Aftons’ ethic background? Just wondering cause they look like a great diverse cast!

All we know for sure is our father is white. Who mom is…we just can’t tell for sure. I tried explaining to Ben why I wanted to know more…but he really doesn’t care about it. I guess I shouldn’t either.

William, Your wife kinda looked like a guy. Are you gay :3

you do realize people can look how they wish and still be a man or a woman, correct?

Hey, Wouldiwas.(A William joke.) You seem so sure she is in hell. What if she is actually an angel of judgement and cursing you for what you have done?

…an “angel” huh…?

Not sure if she applies.

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