Hey Ben, what if Chris died instead of Jenny?

it might be pretty similar, though Jenny was always very…straight forward.

God, it would be a shame if your wife saw you like this.

What a shame it would be if Satan let her gaze into my children’s lives and see how much better it is now with her gone. What a pity.

How does Mangle act? Is Mangle just like a big, cute, pink puppy that repeats things?

Given their…understanding of the world around them…I’d say Mangle has about the same intelligence as a young teenager. About repeating stuff, well…repeating is Mangle’s way of saying “I like this!”

Hey Will, can we see your scars from the springlock accident?

not particularly exciting.

Aw cmon he may like you back!

Ugh!! No, he wont! Mike is…cool. He’s a great guy and I dont understand why….any of you think he’d like me.

is it mike?

…please dont tell anyone….I have a good thing going here and…I dont want to ruin a good friendship.

aw…i see ur blush!

I’m not really….”dating material”. I mostly just stay at home.

So chris… any crushes?

…not…in particular.

Whats the c stand for?

Guess.

Shame, William. Not admitting to what you’ve done. Someone’s gonna find out eventually.

Dearest Anonymous Writer,

Any and all questions/comments/jokes about the current missing children instigation will be burned and will never be answered by anyone. Thank you.

Warm Regards,

William C. Afton